The Holy Jesus Chip on eBay
So, I often find myself wondering things like, what would I do if I received a message from God in my sack of pork rinds... Since I don't eat pork rinds, the issue has never come up.
I'm more a tortilla chip kinda guy so I'm not even likely to find a potato chip that by some miracle has a cross shape burned into it... This kid did though. And because he doesn't believe in God or miracles he is selling his blessed fried snack to the highest bidder.
I hope someone buys it because he plans on using the auction money to pay for guitar lessons. Check out the auction to see a picture of him with his rocking electric guitar that he got for Christmas. Even though Rock and Roll is the devil's music, I fully support his selling of this holy potato chip with the cross shaped hole that he found on Christmas Eve (which for those of you that don't know is the Eve of the day we celebrate the birth of Christ and the return of Santa Claus).
End Date = Jan-16-07 07:30:44 PST
Holy Potato Chip
found on Christmas Eve of course...
Tags: christmas miracle, potato chip, holy chip, jesus snack food, salty christ
I'm more a tortilla chip kinda guy so I'm not even likely to find a potato chip that by some miracle has a cross shape burned into it... This kid did though. And because he doesn't believe in God or miracles he is selling his blessed fried snack to the highest bidder.
I hope someone buys it because he plans on using the auction money to pay for guitar lessons. Check out the auction to see a picture of him with his rocking electric guitar that he got for Christmas. Even though Rock and Roll is the devil's music, I fully support his selling of this holy potato chip with the cross shaped hole that he found on Christmas Eve (which for those of you that don't know is the Eve of the day we celebrate the birth of Christ and the return of Santa Claus).
Holy Potato Chip
found on Christmas Eve of course...
Tags: christmas miracle, potato chip, holy chip, jesus snack food, salty christ
Labels: eBay
me said - 12:19:00 PM
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Post a CommentHA! that is awesome!
I happen to be Christian but don't believe for a moment this chip is anything other than a fluke. And why the heck would a divine being need to have their image on a grilled cheese sandwhich. I've made better tributes in mashed potato before. LOL.
I hope he gets a nice coin for it from some zealot buyer.
Anthony
Journey Through Divorce
webmiztris: I thought so too...
anthony: I'm not a subscriber so who am I to judge the divinity of this salty snack food? As for why a divine being would need their image on a grilled cheese, good question. A better question is why not? Imagery of divine beings are on just about everything else so why not grilled cheese. If you start a blog with pictures of your mash potato iconagraphy I promise to put up links all over my site. : )
I guess that offer is up and out there for anyone. Just send me the link...
I don’t believe in old wives stories and what you told about. More than that I consider that such things are not natural for humans and against God. Don’t you think so?
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