Monkey skull & a murder weapon

What goods did you get for the holidays? I got the same old same old...


That was from my mom. It's a Philippine tribal trophy from on of the Igorot tribes, most likely Bontoc or Kalinga...

She also got me a kick ass Messengers of Faith Talking Jesus. Only if you could program him with a few choice Bible verses (Proverbs 21:9, Psalm 137:9, Matthew 10:34, Ezekiel 23:20, and maybe Mark 10:25)...

I also got some Irving Welsh books, a few hard to find cds, Talladega Nights and a bunch of other things.


My inlaws came out to visit. I love their gifts because it's always the strangest crap. I know, picky picky me. At least I got something from them right?

I got 2 different stress balls, an As Seen On TV knife with meat slicing guide, and a shirt. I guess they all go together though right.

Use stress ball #1 until you break it.
Repeat same with stress ball #2.
When that breaks, use knife to murder.
Change clothes after murdering people with meat slicing knife...

If you want a people slicing knife meat slicing knife like I got, see the auction below...

End Date = Dec-31-06 10:09:39 PST

Merry Christmas Son
Tags: christmas gifts, presents, as seen on tv, ungrateful bastard, xmas