When I Die...
When I die and stand before St. Peter (or whatever spirit your pagan belief system says) to be judged and he looks in his big book, I imagine he would ask me to sum up my life in four words as to why I should be allowed in to heaven.
My four words are simple. I know them know, and I can not imagine my life changing in such a way that those words would also change. Those four words are...
I KICKED MONKEY BALLS
The “I kicked monkey balls” is a link for a flash game someone sent me. Don’t go to it because it is addicting and it is all I do now when I am supposed to be doing other things (like sleeping, eating, bathing, and all those other things people who aren’t fiendishly addicted to something do). Also, it keeps score and lets you send challenges to others. This is me officially challenging you, my name will appear up on the right as KickinBalz with a score of 4475. Play, send a link in the comments if you beat me. I will put updated links in the comments if I beat the 4475. It will be fun and none of us will accomplish a damn thing ever again. Wooo hooo. If you fear becoming addicted, share your four words that we should all remember you (or your blog) by and comment with a link to your blog.
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My four words are simple. I know them know, and I can not imagine my life changing in such a way that those words would also change. Those four words are...
The “I kicked monkey balls” is a link for a flash game someone sent me. Don’t go to it because it is addicting and it is all I do now when I am supposed to be doing other things (like sleeping, eating, bathing, and all those other things people who aren’t fiendishly addicted to something do). Also, it keeps score and lets you send challenges to others. This is me officially challenging you, my name will appear up on the right as KickinBalz with a score of 4475. Play, send a link in the comments if you beat me. I will put updated links in the comments if I beat the 4475. It will be fun and none of us will accomplish a damn thing ever again. Wooo hooo. If you fear becoming addicted, share your four words that we should all remember you (or your blog) by and comment with a link to your blog.
UPDATE: This item SOLD with 3 bids for $45.00 USD.
eBay item #140014283623
Tags: monkey, games, flash, afterlife
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Post a CommentAfter a bunch of lame attempts I funnaly figure out what I was supposed to be doing. My my kick was 3042. I had to stop but I will try again later.
The trick is to kick the ball when it is about shoulder height as it is falling from the heighest point (just above his head).
Someone showed me the game yesterday and I think I have kicked about 1000 monkey balls.
I'm up to 4286, I am determinded to beat it!
that is disgusting, what exactly does one do with that monkey cape?
Joanna: It drives ya crazy, doesn't it? I know it does me.
Paula Sue: I'm guessing make a holloween costume for a cat??? Okay, so probably not. My collection of animal parts does not include a monkey cape so I am no help on answering that question.
All new hig of 4351. I can't do better than that.
All new hig of 4351. I can't do better than that.
Supposedly someone was able to get a 6000+ score... I managed to get a 4817. I have pulled a few 4700+ scores but don't think I can top 4817.
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