Wanted For Attempted McMurder
Since I’m sure everyone loved yesterdays post about Denny’s, I figured I would spend a little more time talking about fantastically greasy places to get food.
My favorite fast food place to get breakfast is McDonald’s. I love their ungodly and unhealthy McGriddle sandwiches. You know, the ones with the fake pancakes impregnated with syrup as buns… My choice of suicide is the sausage, egg, and cheese McGriddle, usually accompanied by a hash brown and a large orange juice.
I do love McDonald’s breakfast, but I’m not their biggest fan… Some people out there actually would kill over it. For example, one really big McDonald’s breakfast fan from Athens Georgia got so mad about people cutting in line she ran them down in the parking lot after threatening to kill them in the store. Oddly enough, 30 miles southwest of Athens a man ran over two women and three children (killing one of the kids) earlier this year. Apparently you better be on your best behaviour when visiting Micky D’s when visiting the great state of Georgia… My guess is that the eBay item below is a picture of one of the ladies who got leveled in the parking lot? Er, no. That's a picture of another person who seems to love the McDonald's experience more than me...
Auction End Date = Aug-22-06 14:19:33 PDT - active
eBay item #230019058112
Tags: strange crime, mcdonald's, mcgriddle, fast food, mcmurder
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My favorite fast food place to get breakfast is McDonald’s. I love their ungodly and unhealthy McGriddle sandwiches. You know, the ones with the fake pancakes impregnated with syrup as buns… My choice of suicide is the sausage, egg, and cheese McGriddle, usually accompanied by a hash brown and a large orange juice.
I do love McDonald’s breakfast, but I’m not their biggest fan… Some people out there actually would kill over it. For example, one really big McDonald’s breakfast fan from Athens Georgia got so mad about people cutting in line she ran them down in the parking lot after threatening to kill them in the store. Oddly enough, 30 miles southwest of Athens a man ran over two women and three children (killing one of the kids) earlier this year. Apparently you better be on your best behaviour when visiting Micky D’s when visiting the great state of Georgia… My guess is that the eBay item below is a picture of one of the ladies who got leveled in the parking lot? Er, no. That's a picture of another person who seems to love the McDonald's experience more than me...
eBay item #230019058112
Tags: strange crime, mcdonald's, mcgriddle, fast food, mcmurder
File as: This is your news on drugs
me said - 9:03:00 PM
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Anonymous warned...
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Jess warned...
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Post a CommentOh man this is great stuff! You should check out this other curious ebay auction site. They've got some really hilarious stuff there too. Just wanted to pass it on. Keep up the good work!
Don't you think it's a bit odd that your stalker is from Georgia and you wrote this post. Hope you don't upset her!
I was wondering if the McDonald's vehicular assault lady was you Jess, but then I remember you were here sitting outside my window 1300 miles away from Athens, GA.
As for anonymous person... YAY. Thanks. That site does list crazy auctions and I do visit from time to time. I still like mine better though.
I love the breakfast sandwiches too.
These people are nutts!!
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